I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Keep your mind limber. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I have a dark side, too. Hello, Dexter Morgan.

  • Only you could make those words cute.
  • Keep your mind limber.
  • I’m partial to air conditioning.

Return to Sender

He taught me a code. To survive. Watching ice melt. This is fun. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. God created pudding, and then he rested.

Finding Freebo

Keep your mind limber. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. You all right, Dexter?

  1. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.
  2. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.
  3. God created pudding, and then he rested.
  4. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.
  5. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am.
Slack Tide

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.